Do you know why we speak louder,
when we have a fight?
Do you know why lovers whisper,
almost all day and night?
I have theory to explain
why this always happens.
I got it from my friend.
And I think about it quite often.
It is all about the distance from our hearts.
That explains this phenomena.
When we have a fight, our hearts are far apart.
So that’s why we shout something like AAHHHHH!
For the lovers, their hearts are close to each other,
especially the new ones,
That explains why they always whisper.
They don’t have to shout, that’s the reason.
So every time when you raise your voice,
please think about this advice.
You always have your own choices,
Can you please help me explain it to my wife?